haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
you inspire me to be a worse person
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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