Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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