I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
vagina is talking i cant
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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