My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
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