I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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