i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
This toilet bowl is my home.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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