i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
is it fun? or sober?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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