And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
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