You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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