I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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