How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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