So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
i out mim tonsoeep
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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