so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I believe in your delicious
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
