i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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