i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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