Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
