are you still at the devil's house?
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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