I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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