Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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