Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I need to sanitize my soul.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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