we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
