i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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