Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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