do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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