Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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