I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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