i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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