glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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