so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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