Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
i came on her dog
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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