nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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