I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
