Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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