Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
