I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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