dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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