Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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