There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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