To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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