The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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