You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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