Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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