Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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