dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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