"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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