I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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