I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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