They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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