How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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