Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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